Your Friendly Neighborhood Psychopath
Suddenly, I'm Mr. Sex. James Moriarty, the world's most fabulous, and only consulting criminal, at your service.

(( I'll rp with pretty much anyone regardless of fandom or lack of. ))

(( Will most likely be NSFW, you've been warned. Both mun and muse are of age))

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((Please tag me as: evilisthenewsexy))

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“Hey! Water beds aren’t for everyone.” Jim laughed. “I just wish she’d come out already, though. I can’t wait!”

Thinking, she then moved to look for some spices. “Well, we can start to try and induce labor,” she then said, pulling out some hot spices. “This should be step one, there’s plenty of choices.”

“Well I just finished with Sebas - OH. Oh that way. Okay.” Jim nodded.

Hearing his comment, she froze a bit then looked at him. “Jim, I never expected we would be attempting.. that.”

“Why? It’s what got us here in the first place.”

“Because you’re engaged. Not exactly interested in me.” She smirked then shrugged, looking back to focus on making the sauce.

“Sebastian knows I’m not the mot monogamous person…” Jim hummed, helping with the sauce.

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“Hey! Water beds aren’t for everyone.” Jim laughed. “I just wish she’d come out already, though. I can’t wait!”

Thinking, she then moved to look for some spices. “Well, we can start to try and induce labor,” she then said, pulling out some hot spices. “This should be step one, there’s plenty of choices.”

“Well I just finished with Sebas - OH. Oh that way. Okay.” Jim nodded.

Hearing his comment, she froze a bit then looked at him. “Jim, I never expected we would be attempting.. that.”

“Why? It’s what got us here in the first place.”

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“Hey! Water beds aren’t for everyone.” Jim laughed. “I just wish she’d come out already, though. I can’t wait!”

Thinking, she then moved to look for some spices. “Well, we can start to try and induce labor,” she then said, pulling out some hot spices. “This should be step one, there’s plenty of choices.”

“Well I just finished with Sebas - OH. Oh that way. Okay.” Jim nodded.

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“It’s a gift, really.” Jim laughed, ordering a coffee. “But I got rid of the gook so I’m a free man. Strictly speaking. What about you?”

“Bene.” She shrugs a bit, scratching her chin in thought - thinking.

“Work has been dreadfully slow, really. Lack of work, contracts. Things have gotten slow for awhile. Workin’ on some other personal business, too.”

Jim nodded, sipping his drink. “I can give you a job if you’re up for one.” He eyed her. “Everything okay? Need me to fix anything?”

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“Sounds good! I can boil water!” Jim laughed.

“Perfect.” She found a bag of pasta, letting it drop onto the counter before bringing her hands to caress the large baby bump. “Your daughter’s beginning to get very uncomfortable.”

Jim chuckled. “She needs to come out, not.” He rubbed the tummy. “Sweetie I understand how much of a bitch it is to come out~” He joked.

“Oh yeah, I’m sure it’ll be just awful for her to come out,” she said, smirking a bit and letting Jim rub her stomach. “She’s certainly getting the raw end of the deal.”

“Hey! It’s small and cramped in there, okay!” Jim laughed. He moved to get a pot of water.

She smiled a bit and pulled out some more ingredients to make a sauce. “Of course, her own squishy water bed and she’ll just hate it. Apparently not enough, she’s over stayed her welcome.”

“Hey! Water beds aren’t for everyone.” Jim laughed. “I just wish she’d come out already, though. I can’t wait!”

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“Sounds good! I can boil water!” Jim laughed.

“Perfect.” She found a bag of pasta, letting it drop onto the counter before bringing her hands to caress the large baby bump. “Your daughter’s beginning to get very uncomfortable.”

Jim chuckled. “She needs to come out, not.” He rubbed the tummy. “Sweetie I understand how much of a bitch it is to come out~” He joked.

“Oh yeah, I’m sure it’ll be just awful for her to come out,” she said, smirking a bit and letting Jim rub her stomach. “She’s certainly getting the raw end of the deal.”

“Hey! It’s small and cramped in there, okay!” Jim laughed. He moved to get a pot of water.

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“Sounds good! I can boil water!” Jim laughed.

“Perfect.” She found a bag of pasta, letting it drop onto the counter before bringing her hands to caress the large baby bump. “Your daughter’s beginning to get very uncomfortable.”

Jim chuckled. “She needs to come out, not.” He rubbed the tummy. “Sweetie I understand how much of a bitch it is to come out~” He joked.

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{text} I’ll be good I swear. xJM

It took Jim about four minutes to come over. “Molls?”

“In the kitchen!” she called out, moving back to focusing on what she was trying to cook for herself. Well, her and their daughter, who was always making Molly eat.

Jim walked into the kitchen, grinning. “Hey, whatcha making?”

“Not sure,” she answered. “Just.. debating taking everything and throwing it into one big pot. That sounds good.” Her cravings had certainly been strange ones but right then, everything she was pulling out was something she was beginning to crave. Just seeing it made her hungry for it. “Why don’t you make something?”

Jim gave her a look. “Hi I’m Jim Moriarty I can’t cook for my life.” He chuckled. “Take out?”

She took the time to look over everything, trying to study what she had. “Pasta. Lots of pasta.” It was easy to make and she could make lots of it.

“Sounds good! I can boil water!” Jim laughed.

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{text} I’ll be good I swear. xJM

It took Jim about four minutes to come over. “Molls?”

“In the kitchen!” she called out, moving back to focusing on what she was trying to cook for herself. Well, her and their daughter, who was always making Molly eat.

Jim walked into the kitchen, grinning. “Hey, whatcha making?”

“Not sure,” she answered. “Just.. debating taking everything and throwing it into one big pot. That sounds good.” Her cravings had certainly been strange ones but right then, everything she was pulling out was something she was beginning to crave. Just seeing it made her hungry for it. “Why don’t you make something?”

Jim gave her a look. “Hi I’m Jim Moriarty I can’t cook for my life.” He chuckled. “Take out?”

always-and-never-counted:

evil-is-the-new-sexy:

{text} I’ll be good I swear. xJM

It took Jim about four minutes to come over. “Molls?”

“In the kitchen!” she called out, moving back to focusing on what she was trying to cook for herself. Well, her and their daughter, who was always making Molly eat.

Jim walked into the kitchen, grinning. “Hey, whatcha making?”